I don't know why I'm blogging this 'cause it only serves to make me look even more stupid!!!!
Scene: Colin, Sarah, and I are sitting in the kitchen telling jokes...............
Gwen-G: Sarah, where do you find a dog with no legs?
Sarah: I don't know.
Gwen-G: Exactly where you left him.
*hahahahahahahahahahaha*
Gwen-G: Sarah, what do you do with a dog with no legs?
Sarah: I don't know.
Gwen-G: Take him for a drag!!!!!!!
*hahahahahahahahahahaha*
(pause while Sarah thinks about this)
Sarah: Wouldn't it be awful if you really saw someone doing that???
Gwen-G: But Sarah...the dog's gotta get exercise somehow...

I've started collecting these things called ploids from the back of my Frito Lay lunch snacks. I've discovered that it takes 425 to get anything good. I've got three!

Extremely efficient web design - who dat is? 404.

Becoming a millionaire has never been simpler - at least on UC's campus. Million Dollar Roach.

So Gwen-G is having some troubles sleeping because she can hear the neighbors making little neighbors. Actually, she hears her moaning his name. K.C. ponders the situation and concludes that he would rather not have someone say his name. Gwen-G says why, to which Kyle replies "I don't want anybody hearing us." And Gwen-G queries "But what if you turned the lights out."

I may not be a smart man, but I do know what love is.

My dad just took me for a ride in his new PT Cruiser. I drive a New Beetle which I thought was the ultimate attention getter, but this thing has it beat hands down. So I may be trading soon. It's only got 4 cylinders but the styling is killer - we're gonna make it into a woodie with a surf rack hopefully.

Make ugly people. Or pretty people, but the current thuggish ruggish mug would be like crayola to Monet.

I told you about Beatnik where you can spin your own tunes. But this Groove Control sneers with some tight background vibes. Check it out - you won't be sad.

Phatty flash pong.

If you don't know it yet - you can get a free domain name at namezero.com. For instance, you can hit this site again by entering squirrely.org. You can redirect it wherever you like, you get unlimited e-mails with your domain name as the tag (soon, we'll have freee YourName@squirrely.org addresses), but your domain name will have a frame at the bottom of the page. Still man - it's becoming like e-mail. Everybody is gonna have a domain soon.

Eleven - Quite possibly the lamest excuse for a weblog.

No Squirrely posts getting you down? Chilidog.org has offered to host us, and we've been preoccupied with that. We're completely stoked with the idea of no banners, a short name and virtually unlimited space. Before we let you know just where we'll be sitting though, I'm going to finish the new design which is looking totally hip. We'll catch you on the flip side.

Ad Critic has loads of commercials for your viewing enjoyment. All the classics like Toy's R Us' Raincheck and Packard Bell's Cops can be found. Yes - of course they have every wassup video as well.

Last night in my building we scheduled a huge tetris game. Gosh it took a long time to get everybody to turn their lights off and on at the right time. Anyways check it out.

Actually the Mighty KC pointed me to this via Ninja Ray who informs us that the lights were programmed on a Linux based computer. I guess he got stood up for a date or something.

I probably have the most bizarre dreams you've ever heard of. Slow Wave will take your dreams and make them into a toon - if you're lucky. I'll let you know when mine gets posted.

In a Napster-esque enviro you can now get real time auction quotes from all the majors with chooseprice.

Normally I don't contribute funds for hyped causes. I'd rather volunteer or splurge on things l probably don't need like water and bread. But I was over at tomgreen.com and noticed the Nuts Cancer Fund which moved me deeply. Tom Green has lost one nut and is trying to raise 10k to prevent losing the other one I suppose. Sidebar: Phil actually has his own weblog!
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In Panama City, they were giving out these myachis which seemed like a ridiculous gimmick. Basically it's a footbag for the hand - but naming it handbag would probably eliminate a large part of the targeted market. Anyways - it's not as hip as footbags were back in high school with stalls and cricket but you can mess with it sitting down which me and Gwen-G did while studying for Mechanics 3. We subsequently failed the test - however our myachi skills are to be marveled at.

I was over at Comedy Central checking out some Daily Show clips of Vance DeGeneres. There's one in the second row about the CB2000 male chastity device. Very funny stuff. If you're interested in purchasing (you're a complete loser) you should read this review. I would like to stress that this post is for adults only. Especially the review.

From the 'Feed Your Lion Daily' files, a six year old boy becomes a tasty dinner for a lion. Last night in brazil, the lions who hadn't been fed since thursday grabbed the boy from his father. Three of the lions were shot but not before they had eaten the kid.

I'm not kidding. Rick Rockwell launched his new match-making site today. Here's a hint - don't do it. The guy is a multi-millionaire, had a show to find a wife, and she already divorced him. A match-maker he is not.

O.K. Real sorry about the lack of updates - write Gwen-G and ask her why. I went home this weekend and worked on, among other things, a new site design because damn it Frank, it's just too plain. What you can expect:

Movie Reviews
Site Reviews
Smaller Graphics (quicker loading)
Brail so the blind can visit
Millions of illegal MP3's
Porn, Porn, Porn
Revealation of Gwen-G's public arrest records
Detailed Glass-Blowing Tutorials

Hope to see you soon at the new Squirrely!

Gwen-G:You know how people say you can die from a penny falling off of the Empire State Building?
K.C.: Yeah.
Gwen-G: Well I don't think that's true - think about terminal velocity.
K.C.: Yeah but the penny is so small so air resistance has to be minimal.
Gwen-G: But you never hear of any people dying from it.
K.C.: Of course not! They don't just let people throw stuff off the building!
Gwen-G: oh.
K.C.: Cuz then we'd have a lot of dead people walking around New York.
Gwen-G: [hysterical laughter]
K.C. What? Is the Empire State Building in Chicago?

Yes K.C., just cross the Golden Gate Bridge and it's on the left.

Lifeguard had a little trouble sliding down a rail today. Here are a couple of tips.

Very hip! For an original web design at least.