Star Wars: Attack on the Primitive Desert Dwellers"Star Wars: Attack on the Primitive Desert Dwellers" [Flash file, Scott Torment 2001, 2:23 seconds] Darth Vader and his master Emperor Palpatine are headed to the Coruscant Megaplex to watch a movie. Vader's attempted short-cut takes them to Bin Laden's desert dwelling where he is stirring Anthrax stew.